What is always guaranteed to make you laugh?

-Watching the tourists getting pounded in the Surf.

How many pairs of undies do you own?

-75+ pairs.

Are you a Jocks / Boxers / Briefs / Hipsters /Long –Leg Hipsters kind of guy?

-Boxers @ home, briefs out and about.

Tell me something about yourself that no one else knows:

-I donated sperm to a lesbian couple in NYC.

What celebrity do you closest resemble?:

-I get Leonardo DeCaprio a lot.

Name 3 things you can’t live without:

-A cellphone, gym set, and Sex.

Most adventurous place you’ve ever had sex:

-It's a toss up between a lighthouse and a lifeguard shack.

Do you like to spank or be spanked?:

-I'd be the spanker!

Who would you invite to your ‘Last Supper’?

-Britney Spears, Tyson Beckford, Kate Moss, Ethan Reynolds, and Paris Hilton.

Describe the two things your friends most love about you, and the two things they most hate about you.

-They love my heart and dependibilty, they hate my workout schedule and choices in men.